Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

If We Lacked Imagination Enough To Foresee Something Better, Life Would Indeed Be A Tragedy.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.