An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

When A Person Puts His Best Foot Forward And Gets It Stepped On, That's Life.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

Don't Knock The Rich. When Did A Poor Person Give You A Job?

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.