Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The Unmussed Look Men Hate.

The Neurotic Longs To Touch Bottom, So At Least He Won't Have That To Worry About Anymore.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.