Men Don't Make Passes At Crones With

When Someone Is Beautiful, That Gives People An Excuse To Go Out Of Their Way To Be Mean, As If Someone Who's Beautiful Isn't Really Deep, Doesn't Really Hurt And Isn't Really A Human Being.

Men Don't Make Passes At Crones With Big (rhymes With Passes).

I Had To Lie So Much About Sex, First When I Was 15, Because I Wasn't Supposed To Be Having It. And Then When I Got Older, I Lied To Everybody I Was Having Sex With, So I Could Have Sex With Other People.

I Was Born And Bred To Be A Great Flirt.

I'm Afraid To Start Plastic Surgery. And My Breasts Are So Versatile Now, I Can Wear Them Down, Up, And Side To Side.