Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."

My Husband Is So Confident That When He Watches Sports On Television, He Thinks That If He Concentrates He Can Help His Team. If The Team Is In Trouble, He Coaches The Players From Our Living Room, And If They're Really In Trouble, I Have To Get Off The Phone In Case They Call Him.

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.