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Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

Sometimes You Have To Show A Little Skin. This Reminds Boys Of Being Naked, And Then They Think Of Sex.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

Until Mankind Is Peaceful Enough Not To Have Violence On The News, There's No Point In Taking It Out Of Shows That Need It For Entertainment Value.

I Have No Belief In The System. So Sonny Is Perfectly At Home (in Washington D.c.). Politicians Are One Step Down Below Used-car Salesmen.