Men Are Only As Loyal As Their

I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But Obama Looks Like He Does Need A Teleprompter.

The Bible Looks Like It Started Out As A Game Of Mad Libs.

We Don't Like Mystery. You Like Mystery, 'cause It's Not A Mystery To You; You Know When You're Gonna Get Laid.

The Whole Dating Ritual Was Different When I Was A Kid. Girls Got Pinned, Not Nailed.

They Say That Japan's Rigorous Building Codes And Regulations Saved Thousands Of Lives Over There. Or, As Republicans Here Saw It, It 'fostered A Socialist, Anti-business Environment That's Worse Than Being Dead.'