Men Are Just Like A Book -

I Have To Think Of Moderation, Which Is Not A Word That's In My Vocabulary. But I Try.

Every Time We Go By Kfc, My Kids Ask Me To Honk And They Yell 'boo' Out The Window.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I Never Wore A Stich Of Make-up Until I Got To America. I Lived In A World Of Fantasy It Was Made Up Of Imaginary Friends And Make Believe Lovers. I Was Also Teased A Lot For Being Different Because I Was Shy, Solitary, Distant And Melancholic.

I Guess Ignorance Is Bliss -- When I Do Interviews People Always Say, "aren't You Upset That People Make Fun Of You?" And I'm Like, "are They Making Fun Of Me?" I Guess I Just Don't Get It.