Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone

I'm Known For My Handwritten Notes.

I Named My Sons Brandon And Dylan After The Beverly Hills 90210 Characters. Both Of Them Were Born In My Bathroom. I Had Dylan In My Tub, And He Came Out Underwater.

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.

I Think I'm In Control Of What I Do And What I've Done. I Think That's The Ultimate Feminine Power. Do As You Want.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?