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Daylight Reveals Color; Artificial Light Drains It.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

Hard Work Keeps The Wrinkles Out Of The Mind And Spirit.

Whether You Are Sixteen Or Over Sixty, Remember, Understatement Is The Rule Of A Fine Makeup Artist.

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