Men Are Creatures With Eight Hands.

A Woman Should Be Pink And Cuddly For A Man.

My Earliest Memories Are The Best. I Always Try To Remember The Good Times When Daddy Was Alive.

You Know Which Title I Like Best? I Like To Be Called Mother.

I've Got The Strangest Build. It's Big In The Hips, Small In The Waist And I've Got These Enormous ... Shoulders.

When I'm 100 I'll Still Be Doing Pin-ups