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Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

Life Is Not Fair. And You Have To Choose Your Battles, Because There Are Some That You Cannot Win. If You're Passionate About Something, Then You Should Pick Up Your Flag And Run With It.

I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.