Maybe War Isn’t Really Fun, But I

But Real Life Doesn't Travel In A Perfect Straight Line; It Doesn't Necessarily Have That 'all Lived Happily Ever After' Bit. You Have To Work On Where You're Going.

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

Other People Are Talking About Writing Books About My Life, Or About Some Of The Things I've Done. I Find It Strange, But I Also Feel It's My Life And My Story, And I Guess I Better Be The One To Get It On Paper The Way It Actually Happened.

People Tell Me I Saved Hundreds And Hundreds Of People. But I Have To Tell You: It’s Not The People You Saved That You Remember. It’s The Ones You Couldn’t Save. Those Are The Ones You Talk About. Those Are The Faces And Situations That Stay With You Forever.

If You See Anyone From About Sixteen To Sixty-five And They’re Male, Shoot ’em. Kill Every Male You See.