Maybe It's Shallow Of Me To Have

My Singing Voice Is Somewhere Between A Drunken Apology And A Plumbing Problem.

You Have To Be Ill If You Want To Get Better.

I Often Think It Can Often Be Very Difficult For Comedians To Revisit The Same Gag. I Think Russell's A Bit More Than A Comedian.

I'm Just The Last English Twit, Really.

The English People, A Lot Of Them, Would Not Be Able To Understand A Word Of Spoken Shakespeare. There Are People Who Do And I'm Not Denying They Exist. But It's A Far More Philistine Country Than People Think.