Maybe It's Because I'm Getting Older, I'm

I Went And Took Golf Lessons So Dad Would Let Me Play With Him. I Was Just Terrible... But I Was Able To Have A Wonderful Time Just Walking Around With Dad. I Can See The Real Pleasure Of That Game.

I Was Going To Be A Concert Pianist, And When I Was In High School, My Parents Were Scared To Death That I Would Focus Too Much On That Too Soon. And That I'd End Up In Some Sort Of Dead End, And Not Fulfilling Whatever Potential They Thought I Had.

Don't You Always Feel Bad When They Take Away One Of The Spoons? It's Like You Ordered Wrong.

There's Nothing Worse Than Putting Two Similar Shows Back-to-back. Viewers Don't Want To Watch One Show And Then Sit Through Another Half-hour Of Almost The Same Thing.

I Would Always Fall Down The Big Main Staircase In Our House. My Favorite Thing In The World Was To Pretend To Be Horribly Killed At The Top Of It, And To Fall Dramatically Down To The Bottom Of It.