Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They

It Would Be Difficult To Tell," Wulf Said. "i've Always Been A Romantic. I've Seen Casablanca Twice, And I Sat Through The Entire Ordeal Of Titanic". "didn't You Enjoy Titanic?" "i Was Relieved When The Ship Went Down".

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.

Truth Is, I'm A Good Catholic Girl. The Faith Has Always Been Elusive, But The Guilt Is Intractable.

I Was Watching Television And I Saw How You Stick Your Fingers In A Person's Eyes To Slow Them Down." Grandma Mazur

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.