Maybe Christmas, The Grinch Thought, Doesn't Come

With Your Head Full Of Brains And Your Shoes Full Of Feet, You're Too Smart To Go Down Any Not-so-good Street.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

Be Awesome! Be A Book Nut!

I Am Weird, You Are Weird. Everyone In This World Is Weird. One Day Two People Come Together In Mutual Weirdness And Fall In Love.

You Ought To Be Thankful A Hole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not!