Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

It's Hard For Me To Know. I'll Think, 'i Really Brought Off My Ideas, It's Great,' And No One Sparks To It

Time Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Everything From Happening At Once.

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.

Comedians Have A Tendency To Have A Limited Range, They Tend To Do One Thing And Do It Very Well, But It's Limited.

Life Is Like A Concentration Camp... You Can't Leave Without Dying.