Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

I Never Thought I Was Doing Anyone A Favour By Bringing Children Into The World. With People As Cruel To Each Other As They Are, It's A Terrible Proposition. The Best Of Lives Are Sad And Tragic. The Best Of Them. My General Conclusion Is That It's Not A Nice Thing To Do. The World Doesn't Need It. The Kid Doesn't Need It.

And Nietzche, With His Theory Of Eternal Recurrence. He Said That The Life We Lived We're Going To Live Over Again The Exact Same Way For Eternity. Great. That Means I'll Have To Sit Through The Ice Capades Again.

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

Sex On Twitter Can't Hurt You - Unless You Fall Off.

I Want To Return To The Womb, Anyone's.