Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

In New York State They Have A Strange Law That Says You Can't Get A Divorce Unless You Can Prove Adultery - And It's Weird, Because The Ten Commandments Say 'thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery.' But New York State Says You Have To. Well, Finally, What Happened Was That My Wife Committed Adultery For Me. She's Always Been More Mechanically Inclined Than I Have.

When You Are Dead, It Is Hard To Find The Light Switch.

Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable.

Well, Trouble's My Middle Name. Actually, My Middle Name Is Marion, But I Don't Want You Spreading That Around.

It's All Through The Actors; I Cannot Write In That Idiom