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Humility Is Often Only The Putting On Of A Submissiveness By Which Men Hope To Bring Other People To Submit To Them; It Is A Morecalculated Sort Of Pride, Which Debases Itself With A Design Of Being Exalted; And Though This Vice Transform Itself Into A Thousand Several Shapes, Yet The Disguise Is Never More Effectual Nor More Capable Of Deceiving The World Than When Concealed Under A Form Of Humility.

Sometimes In Life Situations Develop That Only The Half-crazy Can Get Out Of.

We Own Up To Minor Failings, But Only So As To Convince Others That We Have No Major Ones.

We Cannot Possibly Imagine The Variety Of Contradictions In Every Heart.

True Eloquence Consists In Saying All That Should Be Said, And That Only.