Marriage Is The Dark Side Of The

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

A Friend Tells You What You Want To Hear;a Best Friend Tells You The Truth.

This Life Is What You Make It. No Matter What, You're Going To Mess Up Sometimes, It's A Universal Truth. But The Good Part Is You Get To Decide How You're Going To Mess It Up. Girls Will Be Your Friends - They'll Act Like It Anyway. But Just Remember, Some Come, Some Go. The Ones That Stay With You Through Everything - They're Your True Best Friends. Don't Let Go Of Them.

When You Have A Good Friend That Really Cares For You And Tries To Stick In There With You, You Treat Them Like Nothing. Learn To Be A Good Friend Because One Day You're Gonna Look Up And Say I Lost A Good Friend. Learn How To Be Respectful To Your Friends, Don't Just Start Arguments With Them And Don't Tell Them The Reason, Always Remember Your Friends Will Be There Quicker Than Your Family. Learn To Remember You Got Great Friends, Don't Forget That And They Will Always Care For You No Matter What. Always Remember To Smile And Look Up At What You Got In Life.

Some People Have Been Unkind. If I Say I Want To Grow As An Actress, They Look At My Figure. If I Say I Want To Develop, To Learn My Craft, They Laugh. Somehow They Don't Expect Me To Be Serious About My Work.