Marriage Is The Dark Side Of The

A Smart Girl Is One Who Knows How To Play Tennis, Golf, Piano -- And Dumb.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.

A Sex Symbol Becomes A Thing. I Just Hate To Be A Thing.

There Isn't Anybody That Looks Like Me Without Clothes On.

Everybody Says I Can't Act. They Said The Same Thing About Elizabeth Taylor. And They Were Wrong. She Was Great In A Place In The Sun. I'll Never Get The Right Part, Anything I Really Want. My Looks Are Against Me. They're Too Specific.