It's Been A Struggle For Me Because

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

You Have To Have Lived Some Life. You've Got To Have Paid Some Dues.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.