Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.

Show Business Is Made Up Of Disappointments, And It's Through Life's Disappointments That You Grow.

Once You've Gotten Used To Performing, You Can't Give It Up.

So Often When You Start Talking About Kindness To Animals Someone Comments That Starving And Mistreated Children Should Come First. The Issue Can't Be Divided Like That. It Isn't A Choice Between Children And Animals. It's Our Duty To Care For Both. Kindness Is The Important Thing. Kids And Animals Are Our Responsibility.

Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.