Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

I Think Elvis Loved His Fans - I Think That's Why They Loved Him And Still Love Him. Fans Are Very Conscious And Sensitive To The Fact That Performers Love Them.

Colonel Parker Asked Henry And Me To Come To Elvis' Suite And Have Breakfast. There Were At Least Five Policemen Stationed Up There. He Was Talking On The Telephone.

I Knew About Elvis. Of Course, Everybody Knew About Him Then.