Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

We Were Doing It Under The Most Extraordinary Circumstances, But The First Out Of The Tent In The Morning Would Be David Lean. He Said To Me On The Very First Day Of Shooting, Pete, This Is The Beginning Of A Great Adventure.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

I Became A Professional Cricket Teacher About 20 Years Ago. I Had A Son Born To Me When I Was 50, And I Thought, He Needs Someone To Bowl To Him.