Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief In The History Of The Church.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It.