Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To Share With You.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.