Marijuana: A Drug That Kills … No

And I'm Not Getting Laid! What Am I Doing Wrong?

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.

I Believe That God Left Certain Drugs Growing Naturally Upon Our Planet To Help Speed Up And Facilitate Our Evolution.

It's All About Money, Not Freedom. If You Think You're Free, Try Going Somewhere Without Money, Okay?

Mister, I Don't Want No Trouble. I Just Came Downtown Here To Get Some Hard Rock Candy For My Kids, Some Gingham For My Wife. I Don't Even Know What Gingham Is, But She Goes Through About Ten Rolls A Week Of That Stuff. I Ain't Looking For No Trouble, Mister.