I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five

Speaking Of Satan, I Was Watching Rush Limbaugh The Other Day.

All Your Beliefs, They're Just That. They're Nothing. They're How You Were Taught And Raised. That Doesn't Make 'em Real.

The Voice Of Reason Is In Us All...and Everyone Can Recognize It Because It Makes Sense And Everyone Benefits From It Equally.

I Am A Misanthropic Humanist... Do I Like People? They're Great, In Theory.

The Puppet On The Right Shares My Beliefs, The Puppet On The Left Is More To My Liking. Hey...there's One Guy Holding Up Both!