Many People Think That Virtue Consists Of

Almost Every One Flatters Himself That He And His Are Exceptionable.

Some People Are Always Grumbling Because Roses Have Thorns; I Am Thankful That Thorns Have Roses.

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same.

Love In Marriage Should Be The Accomplishment Of A Beautiful Dream, And Not, As It Too Often Is, The End.

I Gather From A Lawyer That There Was A Rehearsal Yesterday. We Haven't A Hope. I Know The Presiding Judge Too: I've Had The Misfortune To Sleep With His Wife. He Was Specially Picked.