Competition In Academia Is So Vicious Because

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.