Man Tries To Swallow Meaning Whole As

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

A Lump In The Throat Is Worth Two On The Head.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.