[man] Progresses In All Things By Making

As Well Consult A Butcher On The Value Of Vegetarianism As A Doctor On The Worth Of Vaccination.

It Has Taken Me Nearly Twenty Years Of Studied Self-restraint, Aided By The Natural Decay Of My Faculties, To Make Myself Dull Enough To Be Accepted As A Serious Person By The British Public; And I Am Not Sure That I Am Not Still Regarded As A Suspicious Character In Some Quarters.

When A Stupid Man Is Doing Something He Is Ashamed Of, He Always Declares That It Is His Duty.

Where There Is No Knowledge Ignorance Calls Itself Science.

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Permitted To Have Friends In The Kennel, But Not In The Kitchen.