General Consultant To Mankind.

I Do Not Want Actors And Actresses To Understand My Plays. That Is Not Necessary. If They Will Only Pronounce The Correct Sounds I Can Guarantee The Results.

The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor. He Measures Me Anew Each Time He Sees Me.

It Is Difficult, If Not Impossible, For Most People To Think Otherwise Than In The Fashion Of Their Own Period.

I Must Have Been An Insufferable Child; All Children Are.

The World Is Populated In The Main By People Who Should Not Exist