Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However Lowly.

Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?

Oh, I Am A Cook And A Captain Bold, And The Mate Of The Nancybrig, And A Bos'sun Tight, And A Midshipmite, And The Crew Of The Captain's Gig!