Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty Will There Abound.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!

If You Give Me Your Attention, I Will Tell You What I Am: I'm A Genuine Philanthropist--all Other Kinds Are Sham. Each Little Fault Of Temper And Each Social Defect In My Erring Fellow Creatures, I Endeavor To Correct.