Man, I Really Like Vegas.

I Like Pork Chops And Country Ham, Creamed Potatoes, Stuff Like That. Redeye Gravy. It Comes From Ham, Bacon, Stuff Like That. It's The Grease That You Fry It In. I Eat A Lot Of Jell-o. Fruit Jell-o.

I'll Never Feel Comfortable Taking A Strong Drink, And I'll Never Feel Easy Smoking A Cigarette. I Just Don't Think Those Things Are Right For Me.

You Only Pass Through This Life Once, You Don't Come Back For An Encore.

Ma'am, I'm Not Tryin' To Be Sexy. Ah Didn't Have Any Clear Idea Of Trying To Sell Sex. It's Just My Way Of Expressin' How I Feel When I Move Around. It's All Leg Movement. I Don't Do Nothin' With My Body.

I Saw Three Shrimp In The Water, Two Were Old And Gray. I Swam A Little Closer, And I Heard The Third One Say, Good-bye Mama.