Man, I Can Assure You, Is A

It Is Good Food And Not Fine Words That Keeps Me Alive.

Gold Is The Key, Whatever Else We Try; And That Sweet Metal Aids The Conqueror In Every Case, In Love As Well As War.

Each Day My Reason Tells Me So; But Reason Doesn't Rule In Love, You Know.

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

One Cannot But Mistrust A Prospect Of Felicity: One Must Enjoy It Before One Can Believe In It.