As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To

I Believe That Two And Two Are Four And That Four And Four Are Eight.

Then Worms Shall Try That Long Preserved Virginity, And Your Quaint Honor Turn To Dust, And Into Ashes All My Lust. The Grave's A Fine And Private Place But None, I Think, Do There Embrace.

Anyone May Be An Honorable Man, And Yet Write Verse Badly.

No One Is Safe From Slander. The Best Way Is To Pay No Attention To It, But Live In Innocence And Let The World Talk.

There's Nothing Quite Like Tobacco: It's The Passion Of Decent Folk, And Whoever Lives Without Tobacco Doesn't Deserve To Live.