Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

Sorry. I Have Technical Difficulties Making It Through A Room Without Bumping Into Something. Thank God My Clumsiness Is Only Restricted To The Ground. I’d Probably Kill Myself Diving If I Was This Bad Underwater. (tory)

And She Was Just Leaving. (xedrix) Not Yet, I’m Not. (aimee) Yes, You Are. Adios. There’s The Door. Doorknob Twists To The Left. The Hinges Open In. You Should Use Them. Keep Them Working. Keep You Breathing. (xedrix)

Any Problems With Your Flight? (acheron) I Didn’t Eat My Pilot If That’s What You Mean. And Little Nicky Here Is Still Breathing And Not Bleeding. (zarek)

Where I Am Always Thou Art. Thy Image Lives Within My Heart.

I Live For A Woman Who Scratches, Just Make Sure To Keep It On The Back, Baby, I Dont Like Scars." ~otto Carvalletti