Malice Blunts The Point Of Wit.

Habitual Intoxication Is The Epitome Of Every Crime.

Wit, Like Money, Bears An Extra Value When Rung Down Immediately It Is Wanted. Men Pay Severely Who Require Credit.

The Blackest Of Fluid Is Used As An Agent To Enlighten The World.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.