A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant,

Earth Is Here So Kind, That Just Tickle Her With A Hoe And She Laughs With A Harvest.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

A Man Is In No Danger So Long As He Talks His Love; But To Write It Is To Impale Himself On His Own Pothooks.

Humor Is The Harmony Of The Heart.

Malice Blunts The Point Of Wit.