Making Movies Is Time-consuming And It's Boring.

I Keep Telling People I'll Make Movies Until I'm Fifty And Then I'll Go And Do Something Else. I'm Going To Be A Professional Gentleman Of Leisure.

I Been Seeing Newspapers Every Sunday Morning, White Dudes Be In There In Their Drawers, Never Having No Bulge In They Drawers. Smiling At You. If I Ain't Have No Bulge, I Wouldn't Be Smiling!

I'm Just A Man. I Think People Are Reacting To Something Else When They See Me. They're Not Reacting To Me, Eddie Murphy. They Don't Even Know Me. It's Just Luck And The God In Me They're Reacting To.

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!