Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.

I Won't Be Doing The New Show In Character, So We'll All Get To Find Out How Much Of Him Was Me. I'm Looking Forward To It.

Senator Kerry Does Not Support Our Troops. If He Had Won The Election, There Wouldn't Be Any Troops Left In Iraq. President Bush, On The Other Hand, Has Given Our Troops An Opportunity To Fight Without End. That's Creating Jobs. In Fact, The President's Policies Helped Create 104 More Job Openings Last Month. Now Who's Stupid, Senator?

I Just Think Rosa Parks Was Overrated. Last Time I Checked, She Got Famous For Breaking The Law.