Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day. Its Called Going To Work.

Can Accidentally Eating Halal Food Make You Muslim? Yes, The Same Way Drinking A Cosmo Can Make You Gay.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

My Brother Billy Was The Joke Teller. My Brother Jim Had A Really Sharp, Cutting Wit. And The Teller Of Long Stories, That Was My Brother Ed. As A Child, I Just Absorbed Everything They Said, And I Was Always In Competition For The Laughs.

On This Show, Your Voice Will Be Heard In The Form Of My Voice.