Make Sure You Marry Someone Who Laughs

If A Girl Looks Swell When She Meets You, Who Gives A Damn If She's Late? Nobody.

I Like It When Somebody Gets Excited About Something. It's Nice.

I Asked Him What, If Anything, Got Him Down About Teaching. He Said He Didn't Think That Anything About It Got Him Exactly Down, But There Was One Thing, He Thought, That Frightened Him: Reading The Pencilled Notations In The Margins Of Books In The College Library.

It Was Just Terrible! And The Worst Part Was, I Knew What A Bore I Was Being, I Knew How I Was Depressing People, Or Even Hurting Their Feelings- But I Just Couldn't Stop! I Just Could Not Stop Picking!

Listen, If You're Not Going To Be A Nun Or Something, You Might As Well Laugh.