Make Money And The Whole Nation Will

Take The Utmost Care To Get Well Born And Well Brought Up.

We Must All Share In The Evils Of The World Or Move To Another Planet.

I Showed My Appreciation Of My Native Land In The Usual Irish Way: By Getting Out Of It As Soon As I Possibly Could.

Only Lawyers And Mental Defectives Are Automatically Exempt For Jury Duty.

Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions, Not With Bad Ones. All Men Mean Well.