Like Most People, I Have Painful Memories

My Maternal Grandma Was A Tough, Tough Lady And A Stern Woman, Who Lost Her Husband Young And Raised Six Kids By Herself. She Lived In A Mining Community In Upstate New York And Ran A Boarding House For Miners. She Took Care Of An Entire Family And Miners Who Lived In The House As Well.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

Being A Leading Man... That's Like Saying I Want To Be Astronaut. That's Not Going To Happen.

I Always Feel So Pretentious Talking About Comedy And Deconstructing It. It Always Feels Somehow Self-centred To Talk About Any Sort Of Process.

Your Brain, Like Your Tongue, Is A Muscle. Practicing Thinking By Yourself Really Helps Develop Your Brain, Which You Need Throughout Your Day. I Like To Practice My Thinking In A Darkened Room, Alone.