If I Were To Begin Life Again,

What Would Life Be Without Arithmetic, But A Scene Of Horrors?

Errors, To Be Dangerous, Must Have A Great Deal Of Truth Mingled With Them. It Is Only From This Alliance That They Can Ever Obtain An Extensive Circulation.

Thank God For Tea! What Would The World Do Without Tea! How Did It Exist? I Am Glad I Was Not Born Before Tea.

In Composing, As A General Rule, Run Your Pen Through Every Other Word You Have Written; You Have No Idea What Vigor It Will Give Your Style.

The Longer I Live, The More I Am Convinced That The Apothecary Is Of More Importance Than Seneca; And That Half The Unhappiness In The World Proceeds From Little Stoppages; From A Duct Choked Up, From Food Pressing In The Wrong Place, From A Vexed Duodenum, Or An Agitated Pylorus.