Lumps Are Caused By One Thing And

I Had Kicked Around The Idea For Good Eats When I Was Directing Commercials.

Lumps Are Caused By One Thing And One Thing Alone - The Improper Addition Of A Starch.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

I Spent A College Semester In A Small Town In Italy - And That Is Where I Truly Tasted Food For The First Time.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.