Love: The Sickest Of Irony’s Sick Jokes.

She's So Obnoxious. Like A Whole Saturday Night Drunk Tank Full Of Obnoxious Packed Into One Little Body." Detective Cavuto

She's Evil. Evil, Evil, Evil. I Want To See Her Naked.

What This Movie Needs Is More Brain Eating Zombies.

Only Cops And Vampires Have To Have An Invitation To Enter.

Normally If I Met A Guy Who Was Unemployed And Illiterate Who Hadn't Bathed In A Couple Of Weeks, I'd Be Standing In A Puddle With Excitement, But I'm Sort Of In A Bad Mood Tonight, So Take This Bag And Give Me The Fu**ing Paper Before I Pop Your Head Like A Zit. He Said, You're A Lesbian, Aren't You?