You Can't Buy Happiness

I Was Accepted By Cool People Because The Cheerleaders Thought I Was Cute. The Jocks Knew The Jock-girls Thought I Was Cute. I Just Chose Not To Hang Around With Them.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

We Were Just Amazed We Were Putting Out A Record. We Were, And Are, Still Learning. But We've Never Cared Much For Professionalism As Long As The Energy Was There. Like Our Live Shows: We're Out Of Tune And Use A Lot Of Feedback. That's Not On Purpose Or Because We Don't Care, We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded And We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough.

Frances And Courtney, I'll Be At Your Altar/ Please Keep Going Courtney, For Frances/ For Her Life, Which Will Be So Much Happier Without Me/ I Love You, I Love You.

I Have To Admit I've Found Myself Doing The Same Things That A Lot Of Other Rock Stars Do Or Are Forced To Do. Which Is Not Being Able To Respond To Mail, Not Being Able To Keep Up On Current Music, And I'm Pretty Much Locked Away A Lot. The Outside World Is Pretty Foreign To Me.