I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs

I Like To Have Strong Opinions With Nothing To Back Them Up With Besides My Primal Sincerity. I Like Sincerity. I Lack Sincerity.

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

Life Is A Waste Of Time And Time Is A Waste Of Life, So Let's All Get Wasted And Have The Time Of Our Lives.

A Friend Is Nothing But A Known Enemy.

I'm Not Like Them, But I Can Pretend.