Love Is Mysterious And Rad, Like Steve

I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.

There's Probably No Experience More Alienating Than Fame, Other Than A Terminal Illness, Where You Actually Find Yourself In A Situation That Nobody Around You Can Relate To.

I Always Say When You Write A Book, You're A 'one-man Band.' Whereas, When You Finish A Screenplay, It's Just A Sketch.

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.

Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things Way Beyond My Maturity Level.