Love Is Like A Card Trick. After

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

Wrong Is For Other People.