Love Is Like A Card Trick. After

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

Without Love It Is Like Having A Good Song Without An Audience.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.