Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.

It Seems Beyond The Comprehension Of People That Someone Can Be Born To Draw Comic Strips, But I Think I Was. My Ambition From Earliest Memory Was To Produce A Daily Comic Strip.

Brothers And Sisters Should Never Be In The Same Family.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

I Never Made A Mistake In My Life. I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Wrong.