Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!