Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If Our Lives Were Like Vcrs , And We Could 'fast Forward' Through The Crummy Times?

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.